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Mr N aint going nowhere!!!

Long Live Nr N.

I'm sorry to say that Mr N will not be moaning anymore.

Late last night he decided to never again moan about anything ending years of bitterness towards fellow humans and animals.

Be sure to keep a look out for his "Happy Blog"

Welcome Back Mr N

I was very relaxed over easter until Tuesday lunch time when I stumbled upon "Loose Women"

Thinking it may be a show about women who liked the cock too much I decided to watch it. What a mistake as I discovered it was a group of men hating lesbians moaning about religion in schools and how it should be taught!!!!

There are men all over the country dying of thirst while gaggles of women watch these lesbians chat about tripe!!

Mr N is mad!!!!!

Hello To All You Mr N Followers

While I was in the co-op the other day purchasing Tea Bags I noticed that the Tetly 18o Tea Bags were on "Buy one get one free" so I thought bargain! Then I noticed that there was only one pack left on the shelf, So I asked the nearest supervisor Ifthere were anymore of these Tea Bags and he said "I'm sorry we have sold out" So I walked out of the refresment section only to notice as I turned Left to find 8 million more boxes of these Tea Bags that are on offer.

Useless Supervisor!!!!!!

This Makes Me Really Mad....

Ho Ho Ho,

You know whats really ticking me off at the moment, Well let me tell you.

If its not bad enough having to deal with women drivers on the road, we now have a new level of the annoying woman driver.

Yep thats right its the woman driver in the 4X4 vehicle!!!!

They may be small in stature but these little ladies just love to hog the whole of the road in there 4X4 it drives me up the wall I am getting angry just blogging this!!!!

There Not Super Cops

Hello all,

Christmas is coming and is a time to be cheerful unless you are Mr N.

Was Driving through the town the other day when I noticed 2 patrolling officers of the law and so did the frickin car in front as it slowed down to under 30 mph!!!

I mean come on your dozy tit there on foot there not going to chase after you on foot.

For Hells sake!!!!

Right this Director is really winding me up he has now just asked me

"Stu can you give me Simon's email Number"

He really driving me up the wall Email number

Yeah its 1263744@75475755.com

Answer Voice

Right today I'm blogging from work because something has really got my goat!!!

As I was sitting in the office quietly eating my Sausage, Egg, Tomato and Brown sauce sandwich, One of the directors who isn't the most technical person in the world, Heres what I heard......

"For Chuffs sake, The F'in phone keeps going to Answer Voice !!!"

Come on what the hell " Answer Voice" please just either say "Voice mail" or "Answer Phone"

What really drove me up the wall is every person who has been into our office has been told about hios phone going to "Answer Voice "

Ungrateful Drivers

Hello again I'm a busy man tonight posting all these..

Anyway back to it is was driving through the queensway tunnels in Birmingham the other day and there is a junction were cars swap sides depending on where they want to go there was this attractive girl who wanted to come on my side of the road so I flashed her to come across and across she came. only to carry on driving without saying thankyou!! Next time you want to be let in Girl I hope no one does let you in and see where you end up.

It doesnt take much to say thankyou!!!

Traffic lights!

Still fuming from the Argos machine I set off home, driving down the road when I come to some traffic lights 4 cars down ,Red Amber Green ang were off or are we three cars got thriugh the traffic lights before it went back to red, I mean come on give a little time to get through these damn things!! Lets just drive through when its on red thats what i'm going to do.

Quick Service Machines at Argos

I was recently purchasing something from argos and instead of queing up to see one of the walsall girls I decided to use the machine in the middle of the shop which takes any comunication with the walsall girl, So i typed my product code in(ah good there are 2 in stock) then I inserted my bank card and an error flashed up cannot read card, so i tried the other machines still the same problem so in the end I had to still use my card with one of these walsall girls and it went through fine!!!!

So why the hell Argos do you have these machines that are meant to make it quiker which infact take twice as long to make a purchase.

SORT IT OUT!!!!!

Speed Cameras

Why is it that people feel the need to drive well within the speed limit in a 30 mph zone then suddenly they see a deadly speed camera oooooo, so they then proceed to slow right down to about 25 mph!!!! If I was the police I would make a speed camera that flashes people doing under 30 mph !

Wrist Watches

Hey All,

Was down the pub the other day when something caught my eye, Normally it would be a barmaid but not tonight!

I glanced over my shoulder to notice 2 guys chatttin it wasn't their chat that was annoying me oh no it was the way they were wearing their wrist watches upside down.

Please see pics below.


The Right Way


The Twats Way

Please Please Friends don't start wearing your watches this way cos it"Really Drives Me Up The Wall"